travailler: STRIVE (ElpheltS139)
🍀 elphelt "ROMANTIC RASCAL" valentine 🍀 ([personal profile] travailler) wrote2023-12-23 10:41 pm
malpwactice: (💊 catnip edibles)

[personal profile] malpwactice 2023-12-28 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
[The pleased look of "haha wow not even a little suspicion?" is quickly replaced by the dumbfounded look of,]

H- hey- have you never taken a pill before? Of course it's going to taste bad if you bite open the capsule!

[He's too surprised to even find a cuter way to say it. What. What?!]

[He reaches up and pinches one of her cheeks, as if that will reveal anything about if maybe she's some sort of robot or alien or abstract humanoid raised in a barn.]
malpwactice: (💊 birthday party blood samples)

[personal profile] malpwactice 2023-12-29 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Aak listens to her explanation, blinks once, blinks twice...]

[Then his face lights up, a wide and manic grin on his face. He hasn't let go of her cheek and in fact he tugs at it a bit more in his excitement.]


Really?! Can I see under the hood, then?! [he's angling himself to see if he can peek into her mouth from where he is, like to check her teeth or throat]

What sort of weird? Does it need an x-ray? Do you have more than one heart? Can I have some of your blood?

[kitty! wants! blood!]
malpwactice: (💊 they're called analgesics buddy)

[personal profile] malpwactice 2023-12-29 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Someone saying "oh, pills don't normally work on me, my body's all weird" is just like catnip to him. He's prepared to completely sacrifice the nice kitty act and start being a right menace. He's already got a short-list of things to test. If she did have some kind of resistance to whatever horny drugs they put in things imagine if he could isolate it! No one would need to fuck! So, maybe it's for the best that a hand snaps onto his wrist with surprising force.]

Huh? [the spontaneously manifesting collar and the sharp tug] Wah!

[He's looking up at her again, trying to understand but this time he can't use his hands to "investigate" impolitely.]

... don't know what you're talking about! Just, uh, thinking about your health, Mistress! [or, wait, was this his fault for saying mistress?] Elphelt?
malpwactice: (💊 they're called analgesics buddy)

[personal profile] malpwactice 2023-12-31 08:35 am (UTC)(link)
[It's an easy thing to panic and assume that someone's angry. He's not used to people saying they love him when they're angry, though. He's a little dumbfounded as she ruffles his hair and scritchy-scratches his ears. His hand comes up to fiddle with the collar a bit, judging its tightness, judging how solid it was.]

Ah, uh... [so he is a little freaked out still but it's hard to be 100% scared when a taller, busty babe is cooing and saying she loves you]

... Thanks? [is that the right answer]