[This would be the moment before a terrible mistake is made, the final opportunity for the mad scientist to not make the bad decision. Then again, by all appearances, Elphelt is an ordinary if silly girl, so perhaps there is no way to know how bad an idea this is.]
Yeah! Gosh, you're so cute! I'm all ears!
[How could she possibly not take the precious, fuzzy, wuzzy kitty boyfriend at anything but face value? No scrutiny here. No thinking about anything she may have heard more than ten seconds ago.]
[Yeah, yeah, what's the worst that could happen? He can't see any way this could go badly for him. She was just saying she was inexperienced, anyways... he's painting a picture in his head of a helplessly turned-on hot chick. Yeah, definitely the worst thing that could happen was growler vocals in the middle of moaning or crying.]
[something something face god and walk backwards into hell]
Right! It's at the Dizzy Pigeon... let's walk there together. Afterwards, you can pick what we do next, Mistress!
[He links his arm with her, so, off they go!]
[Of course, the Dizzy Pigeon doesn't look like a super cute and fun date site. It looks like a pharmacy. Maybe a bit of an apocathery. Throw in a dash of the rare brick-and-mortar MLM store. The atmosphere isn't very date-heavy but there are a variety of jars and tonics to check outwhile Aak goes to retrieve The Good Stuff.]
[Where in the world is she? Sure, she trusts Mister Kitty unequivocally, because someone so cute deserves nothing less, but this is looking like the wrong part of town.]
Um. Are you sure this is where you meant to go...?
[This place is as un-romantic as one can get. She eyes all the different bottles and whatnot, wondering why she just got dragged to a pharmacy. Maybe Aak needed his anti-flea medicine...? Cannot relate--a Valentine isn't likely to need medicine.]
[Aak chats with the person at the desk with familiarity, like he's already been there a few times in the short period of time they've been there. He even tries to haggle- to no avail. The prices are set, Mr. Aak, they can't just be changed for anything.]
[In a perfect world he was going to try and get whoever bought him to pay for these but considered Elphelt was cute he's satisfied to split the difference and pay for the pills himself. It's a package of ten pills. One simply provided a good atmosphere and buzz, like drinks at the end of a really good date. All ten would, according to research, reduce someone to a "puddle of lust," whatever that means. He's got some to spend and hopefully some to take home and dissect to analyze later.]
There we go! [he seems pretty pleased with himself bouncing back]
I got you a present, Mistress. [he offers four of the pills in the palm of his hand (thankfully not as furry as the rest of him) after tucking the box away in his pocket. we don't need any lame peeking at the labels.]
[Don't take candy from strangers, Elphelt. Didn't your mother teach you--ah, right, no. No, she did not teach Elphelt that important life lesson. So, without a second thought, she takes the pills and chows down on them. ]
BLECK!
[So gross! Awful! She gags and coughs and gosh she wishes she had a drink to wash down this awful taste.]
Gah, gross, bleh! That was the worst candy I've ever had!
[Well. They weren't candy, so. But Aak probably should have told her they were for swallowing, not for chewing. Pills aren't typically flavored for that very reason.]
[The pleased look of "haha wow not even a little suspicion?" is quickly replaced by the dumbfounded look of,]
H- hey- have you never taken a pill before? Of course it's going to taste bad if you bite open the capsule!
[He's too surprised to even find a cuter way to say it. What. What?!]
[He reaches up and pinches one of her cheeks, as if that will reveal anything about if maybe she's some sort of robot or alien or abstract humanoid raised in a barn.]
Pills?! Well, no, but you should have told me--oww!
[Should have told her they were pills. She flails her arms. Why is she getting her cheek pinched? She wasn't the one who played the trick! But...wait a second!]
Why did you give me pills? Uh, if you were expecting something, you might be disappointed. I've got...uh, some weird stuff going on under the hood, you could say?
[Well, it may take a few more seconds to see whether or not that's true.]
[Aak listens to her explanation, blinks once, blinks twice...]
[Then his face lights up, a wide and manic grin on his face. He hasn't let go of her cheek and in fact he tugs at it a bit more in his excitement.]
Really?! Can I see under the hood, then?! [he's angling himself to see if he can peek into her mouth from where he is, like to check her teeth or throat]
What sort of weird? Does it need an x-ray? Do you have more than one heart? Can I have some of your blood?
Aaa, stop pinching! It's metaphorical--you're not going to see anything in my mouth!
[Oh, jeez, the last thing she needs is to be put through another gamut of tests. Maybe she'll give some of her blood--she still doesn't know why hers is so weird, so maybe Doctor Kitty Cat can figure something out.
Ah. She feels...odd. Not quite lightheaded. Just what were those pills? Did Aak install malware? Download RAM? Whatever it is, it's not cooperating with her programming. Procedures rebooting, inappropriate subroutines executing, integer overflow; her eyes shimmer an ever so slightly brighter blue.]
...Mister Aak.
[Like an iron vise, her hang clamps on Aak's wrist, pulling his hand from her cheek. With her other hand, She snaps her finger at the kitty boy. A collar she acquired earlier manifests on Aak's neck and the attached leash appears in her hand.
A tug to pull his face in closer.]
You...have been a very bad kitty cat, haven't you?
[Someone saying "oh, pills don't normally work on me, my body's all weird" is just like catnip to him. He's prepared to completely sacrifice the nice kitty act and start being a right menace. He's already got a short-list of things to test. If she did have some kind of resistance to whatever horny drugs they put in things imagine if he could isolate it! No one would need to fuck! So, maybe it's for the best that a hand snaps onto his wrist with surprising force.]
Huh? [the spontaneously manifesting collar and the sharp tug] Wah!
[He's looking up at her again, trying to understand but this time he can't use his hands to "investigate" impolitely.]
... don't know what you're talking about! Just, uh, thinking about your health, Mistress! [or, wait, was this his fault for saying mistress?] Elphelt?
[If it were anything other than horny pills, perhaps Elphelt's otherworldly nature would have tempered any effects. But these seem to have synergized with her natural thirst levels to amp things up in a way not otherwise possible.
Aak overclocked her thirst.]
Bad, bad, bad kitty cat. But that's okay! I still love you.
[Letting go of his wrist, Elphelt gives his ear some fierce scritchy-scratches.]
[It's an easy thing to panic and assume that someone's angry. He's not used to people saying they love him when they're angry, though. He's a little dumbfounded as she ruffles his hair and scritchy-scratches his ears. His hand comes up to fiddle with the collar a bit, judging its tightness, judging how solid it was.]
Ah, uh... [so he is a little freaked out still but it's hard to be 100% scared when a taller, busty babe is cooing and saying she loves you]
[Without warning, Elphelt scoops Aak up into her arms and flees the store at an extreme speed! Where is she going? Who knows. She'll figure it out.]
Oh, my kitty cat darling! I wonder--what will our litter of kittens look like...?
[Why did Aak do this? Why did he aphro an already unhinged monster? Maybe he will learn not to play god--but depending on how this goes down, maybe that will only encourage him!]
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[This would be the moment before a terrible mistake is made, the final opportunity for the mad scientist to not make the bad decision. Then again, by all appearances, Elphelt is an ordinary if silly girl, so perhaps there is no way to know how bad an idea this is.]
Yeah! Gosh, you're so cute! I'm all ears!
[How could she possibly not take the precious, fuzzy, wuzzy kitty boyfriend at anything but face value? No scrutiny here. No thinking about anything she may have heard more than ten seconds ago.]
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[something something face god and walk backwards into hell]
Right! It's at the Dizzy Pigeon... let's walk there together. Afterwards, you can pick what we do next, Mistress!
[He links his arm with her, so, off they go!]
[Of course, the Dizzy Pigeon doesn't look like a super cute and fun date site. It looks like a pharmacy. Maybe a bit of an apocathery. Throw in a dash of the rare brick-and-mortar MLM store. The atmosphere isn't very date-heavy but there are a variety of jars and tonics to check outwhile Aak goes to retrieve The Good Stuff.]
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Um. Are you sure this is where you meant to go...?
[This place is as un-romantic as one can get. She eyes all the different bottles and whatnot, wondering why she just got dragged to a pharmacy. Maybe Aak needed his anti-flea medicine...? Cannot relate--a Valentine isn't likely to need medicine.]
He could have done his errands after the date...
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[In a perfect world he was going to try and get whoever bought him to pay for these but considered Elphelt was cute he's satisfied to split the difference and pay for the pills himself. It's a package of ten pills. One simply provided a good atmosphere and buzz, like drinks at the end of a really good date. All ten would, according to research, reduce someone to a "puddle of lust," whatever that means. He's got some to spend and hopefully some to take home and dissect to analyze later.]
There we go! [he seems pretty pleased with himself bouncing back]
I got you a present, Mistress. [he offers four of the pills in the palm of his hand (thankfully not as furry as the rest of him) after tucking the box away in his pocket. we don't need any lame peeking at the labels.]
These should make whatever we do next extra fun!
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BLECK!
[So gross! Awful! She gags and coughs and gosh she wishes she had a drink to wash down this awful taste.]
Gah, gross, bleh! That was the worst candy I've ever had!
[Well. They weren't candy, so. But Aak probably should have told her they were for swallowing, not for chewing. Pills aren't typically flavored for that very reason.]
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H- hey- have you never taken a pill before? Of course it's going to taste bad if you bite open the capsule!
[He's too surprised to even find a cuter way to say it. What. What?!]
[He reaches up and pinches one of her cheeks, as if that will reveal anything about if maybe she's some sort of robot or alien or abstract humanoid raised in a barn.]
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[Should have told her they were pills. She flails her arms. Why is she getting her cheek pinched? She wasn't the one who played the trick! But...wait a second!]
Why did you give me pills? Uh, if you were expecting something, you might be disappointed. I've got...uh, some weird stuff going on under the hood, you could say?
[Well, it may take a few more seconds to see whether or not that's true.]
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[Then his face lights up, a wide and manic grin on his face. He hasn't let go of her cheek and in fact he tugs at it a bit more in his excitement.]
Really?! Can I see under the hood, then?! [he's angling himself to see if he can peek into her mouth from where he is, like to check her teeth or throat]
What sort of weird? Does it need an x-ray? Do you have more than one heart? Can I have some of your blood?
[kitty! wants! blood!]
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[Oh, jeez, the last thing she needs is to be put through another gamut of tests. Maybe she'll give some of her blood--she still doesn't know why hers is so weird, so maybe Doctor Kitty Cat can figure something out.
Ah. She feels...odd. Not quite lightheaded. Just what were those pills? Did Aak install malware? Download RAM? Whatever it is, it's not cooperating with her programming. Procedures rebooting, inappropriate subroutines executing, integer overflow; her eyes shimmer an ever so slightly brighter blue.]
...Mister Aak.
[Like an iron vise, her hang clamps on Aak's wrist, pulling his hand from her cheek. With her other hand, She snaps her finger at the kitty boy. A collar she acquired earlier manifests on Aak's neck and the attached leash appears in her hand.
A tug to pull his face in closer.]
You...have been a very bad kitty cat, haven't you?
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Huh? [the spontaneously manifesting collar and the sharp tug] Wah!
[He's looking up at her again, trying to understand but this time he can't use his hands to "investigate" impolitely.]
... don't know what you're talking about! Just, uh, thinking about your health, Mistress! [or, wait, was this his fault for saying mistress?] Elphelt?
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Aak overclocked her thirst.]
Bad, bad, bad kitty cat. But that's okay! I still love you.
[Letting go of his wrist, Elphelt gives his ear some fierce scritchy-scratches.]
I love you just so much.
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Ah, uh... [so he is a little freaked out still but it's hard to be 100% scared when a taller, busty babe is cooing and saying she loves you]
... Thanks? [is that the right answer]
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Oh, my kitty cat darling! I wonder--what will our litter of kittens look like...?
[Why did Aak do this? Why did he aphro an already unhinged monster? Maybe he will learn not to play god--but depending on how this goes down, maybe that will only encourage him!]